JUST F ALREADY PODCAST – EPISODE 9: DELTA OF VENUS BY ANAÏS NIN

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Welcome to the 9th episode of  CinemAbysmal Radio produced “Just F Already”! Holly Hill and Yoli Banos get together once a month to discuss a trashy romance book and get a lot R-rated with you.

We go back in time to one of the first women erotica authors, Anaïs Nin, and her collection of short stories, Delta of Venus. We get a lot feminist so be prepared and bring your nasty women shirt!

Our next book will take us back to modern paranormal romance with Gena Showalter’s The Darkest Night, the first book in her Lord of the Underworld series.

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CinemAbysmal: The Podcast – Episode 30: Fan4stic and Ghost Rider

Welcome to Episode 30 of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where contributors of CinemAbysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. This week, we discuss bad super hero movies, including 2015’s Doctor Doomed Fantastic Four and the delightfully stupid Ghost Rider with Nic Cage! We also welcome our new co-host, Dylan Sorenson! Check it out on all your favorite apps below! As always, please SHARE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE!

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JUST F ALREADY PODCAST – EPISODE 8: THE ALPHA WARLOCKS OF KALA WEST BY AURIELLA SKYE

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51DgQcagnbLWelcome to the 8th episode of  CinemAbysmal Radio produced “Just F Already”!  Holly Hill and Yoli Banos get together once a month to discuss a trashy romance book and get a lot R-rated with you.

We needed some color in our romance so we went to Auriella Skye and her Alpha Warlocks’ of Kala West series. These book have everything: BBW, threesomes, magic, and a guy who names his motorcycles after women. Did I mention threesomes?

Our next book is kickin’ it old school with Delta of Venus by Anais Nin.

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CinemAbysmal: The Podcast – Episode 29: FIGHT! Street Fighter and Over The Top

Welcome to Episode 29 of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of CinemAbysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. This week, we discuss one of the 90’s craziest films, Street Fighter, and the 1987 musclebound Stallone classic, Over the Top! We also discuss one of 2017’s hidden cult gems Mom and Dad, starring Nicolas Cage going FULL CAGE! Check it out on all your favorite apps below! As always, please SHARE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE!

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CinemAbysmal: The Podcast – Episode 29: FIGHT! Street Fighter and Over The Top

Welcome to Episode 29 of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of CinemAbysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. This week, we discuss one of the 90’s craziest films, Street Fighter, and the 1987 musclebound Stallone classic, Over the Top! We also discuss one of 2017’s hidden cult gems Mom and Dad, starring Nicolas Cage going FULL CAGE! Check it out on all your favorite apps below! As always, please SHARE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE!

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Nick’s Relatively New Movie Rundown – April 2018

I haven’t been reviewing movies much lately (or at all) because, ya know, life. But I recently got one of those dandy MoviePasses, so I’ll probably be hitting you guys with a little more if I get the sudden motivation. Anyway, here’s what I’ve been watching recently.

Ready Player One (3D IMAX BLASTEROID EDITION)

Holy shit. I loved this movie. I’m a sucker for pop culture nostalgia references, and I’m an even bigger sucker for a certain 1980 film set in the Colorado Rockies, so this was the perfect storm for me. I was a big proponent for the book itself, though it is by no means a literary achievement. Like the book, just let yourself be a kid again when watching this. No one does exciting, childlike action quite like Spielberg, and he’s at his fun, 80’s best here. The soundtrack is a blast, the acting is joyously hamfisted, and holy hell, watch this on the biggest, loudest, most 3D screen you can, because this is what a wallet-breaking theater experience is all about.

Score: 8/10

Isle of Dogs

This is the first movie I have used my MoviePass with, and god damn, I could not have picked a better one. While I really liked Fantastic Mr. Fox, I couldn’t help but feel Wes was holding back a lot to try and appeal to the younger crowd. Being as dark as his comedy usually is, it just didn’t quite feel right watching these foxes not going full Baumbachian-existential-crisis mode. Well, here’s the retry. Dogs is dark, man. Like, not only in tone, but the message delivered, as well. I ate it all up. It’s not only a gorgeous love letter to man’s best friend, but a bitingly nasty take on the world’s political climate. This is a fun watch, and while not a typical Anderson film, it’s enough to satiate long time fans. Put this in the top half of his films.

Score: 9/10

Rampage

Ok. Just listen. If you played this at the arcade like I did when I was a kid, you agree that the story behind the action was weak as fuck, but who cares, right? LET’S DESTROY THIS FUCKING CITY! Enter The Rock in a tiny t-shirt (let’s be real, it’s probably an XL) as a Primatologist *giggle* in his early 90’s, Schwarzeneggery best. This is by no means a good movie in the critical sense. And really, there could have been more destruction. But if you go into the movie expecting exactly what this movie is – a dumb arcade game – you’ll probably leave as I did: satisfied with some mutant animals absolutely annihilating a city.

Score: 6/10

A Quiet Place

Alright, I’m going to blame my experience with this movie on the crowd in the theater – most notably, this Starbucks-sipping basic beezy saying “No, no, no, no don’t, don’t, DON’T” in the most suspenseful of scenes throughout the entire film – but, I’m also going to blame my constant needing to know what other critics think of a film. I don’t always rely on Rotten Tomatoes, especially with horror, but seeing a 95% attached to a straight horror film is still surprising. Was the movie suspenseful, frightening, original, even groundbreaking? Sure. Definitely. Is it meant more to watch at home, away from the buzz of reclining seats, package rustling, popcorn munching, and constant bathroom breaks? For me, absolutely. So, if that shit bothers you like it does me, wait to watch this one at home in the dark. That being said, it’s a cool movie. I’m excited for Krasinski as a filmmaker. He’s definitely got the chops.

Score: 7/10

Alright, that’s it for me here. This probably sounded like an ad for MoviePass. It’s not in the commercial sense, but you should get one. I haven’t been to the theater this much in one month since I was a kid at the dollar theater on Spokane’s Garland Avenue, so at a measly $10 a month, you should probably get one.

CinemAbysmal: The Podcast – Episode 28: Unknown Movies That We Love

Welcome to Episode 28 of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of CinemAbysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. This week, we discuss three films that are relatively unknown, but we really like. We’re joined by Eric’s loving wife Nadine, and even get into some discussion about the new season of Legion! Check it out on all your favorite apps below! As always, please SHARE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE!

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