Welcome to Episode 39 of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where contributors of CinemAbysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. This week, we discuss the Stephen Chow films The Mermaid and Kung Fu Hustle, and Dylan softly gripes about Dark Phoenix while Holly explains what went wrong with Game of Thrones! Check it out in our BIO! As always, please SHARE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE!
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How’s it going, cinemabysmal?
Want to be Instagram popular?
If you’re like me, you have scrolled through Instagram, thinking “how do these darn people get so famous”?
Picture this: You wake up early in the morning, even before your alarm does.
Roll over, check your phone.
Flipping to Instagram.
Hmmm, you think, Over 1000 likes on a single picture.
Heading to the kitchen, you put the kettle on for some coffee and check your Instagram while you wait.
Presto! Another 87 likes.
Here comes another one. This time it is not a like but a message from one of your followers. They flatter you on your success and let you know they love waking up to your content.
A grin appears on your face as you see another message. This person emailed you to let you know she loves your posts.
While you sip your tea, you start typing up your response. But then your phone buzzes.
It’s another message coming in. You glance up at the clock–almost time for the gym. You will have to reply later.
Let’s stop the simulation there. People have a hard time getting what they want in life. People can hardly force themselves to eat a good breakfast.
Now, let’s learn to take control of your Instagram.
Imagine if you raised your popularity by 100%, or 1000%?
It’s not complicated to do, although almost no one does. Just visit our website. There, you will learn how to garner Instagram followers and likes like mad…easily.
Automagically see tons of likes on your images just minutes after posting.
The “Top Post” section, all of a sudden, doesn’t seem that far away.
This is all great, but you have actually got to put in the work to make it happen. OK, you got me, it’s not real work.
1. Check out https://plantspace.pw
2. Put in your Instagram username.
3. Your three most recent pictures will get 10 – 15 likes. Just like that.
Being a regular on that page will increase your growth 10x, easy. But if you want the fame, you’ve got to reach for it. Are you ready?
Happy image-uploading.