CinemAbysmal: The Podcast – Episode 26: Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood & The Luck of the Irish

You guys ready to get lucky? Welcome to Episode 26 of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of CinemAbysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. This week, we put on our green and head back to the hood with the sixth Leprechaun shitshow, then discuss a DCOM (Nick is somewhere sighing about this acronym) with The Luck of the Irish. Check it out on all your favorite apps below! As always, please SHARE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE!

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JUST F ALREADY PODCAST – EPISODE 6: MONSTER IN HIS EYES BY J.M. DARHOWWER

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21956060Welcome to the 6th episode of  CinemAbysmal Radio produced “Just F Already”!  Holly Hill and Yoli Banos get together once a month to discuss a trashy romance book and get a lot R-rated with you.

Welcome to the sixth episode of Just F Already. We got an iTunes review from Mizzy_Bizzy who asked that we read Monster in His Eyes by J.M Darhower. During this episode we find out that Yo loves Mafia books even though in real life she is a slave to the man. Although we both hate our main female character because she has the personality of a fingernail, we do decide that the plot is killer, even if the romance is less so.

We had a twitter recommendation from @MDrama22 who asked if we could do a same gender couple book in the future. So our next book will be The Backup Boyfriend by River Jaymes. Follow along with us!

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CinemAbysmal: The Podcast – Episode 25: Valentine’s Day and All About Steve

Happy Valentine’s Day! Welcome to Episode 25 of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of CinemAbysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. This week, we go full ROMCOM and talk Garry Marshall’s upsettingly terrible Valentine’s Day, and the incredibly confounding All About Steve! Check it out on all your favorite apps below! As always, please SHARE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE!

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JUST F ALREADY PODCAST – EPISODE 05: BET ME BY JENNIFER CRUSIE

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854757Welcome to the 5th episode of  CinemAbysmal Radio produced “Just F Already”!  Holly Hill and Yoli Banos get together once a month to discuss a trashy romance book and get a lot R-rated with you.

Welcome to the fifth episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli are still on pallet cleansing books after reading so many BAD romance/erotica novels. This time it’s Yoli’s turn to pick something nice and we talk about one of her favorite contemporary romance books, Bet Me by Jennifer Cruise! It features lots of food, great characters and a nice satisfying steamy sex scene. Enjoy!

Our next episode we get back to our roots of bad romance and we’ll be reading Devil in His Eyes by J.M. Darhower. Feel free to follow along. Thanks to Mizzy Bizzy in our itunes reviews for the suggestion!

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CinemAbysmal: The Podcast – Episode 24: How High and Disjointed

Welcome to Episode 24 of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of CinemAbysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. This week, we discuss the hazy cult classic How High and the first three episodes of the strange Netflix Original, Disjointed! Check it out on all your favorite apps below! As always, please SHARE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE!

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CinemAbysmal: The Podcast – Episode 23: Movies Everyone Loves that We Hate


Welcome to the second season of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of CinemAbysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. We’re back on our shit after the holidays with a returning special guest, Dylan Sorenson, and we’ve got a brand new theme song, done by none other than icy SoundCloud trap gawd, Ian Miles! This week, we discuss movies that everyone seems to love but we hate! Check it out on all your favorite apps below! As always, please SHARE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE!

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JUST F ALREADY PODCAST – EPISODE 4: A HUNGER LIKE NO OTHER BY KRESLEY COLE

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14384Welcome to the 4th episode of  CinemAbysmal Radio produced “Just F Already”!  Holly Hill and Yoli Banos get together once a month to discuss a trashy romance book and get a lot R-rated with you.

Welcome to the fourth episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli fan girl over Krelsey Cole’s Immortals After Dark series. The first full length book in the series, A Hunger Like No Other, follows Lachlain Macrieve, leader of the Lyake Clan, and Emmaline Troy half vampire half valkyrie on their quest for hot steamy sexy love. WE LOVED THIS BOOK, and are already reading the rest of the series. Be our best friend Kresley Cole?

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New hollishillis Episode! Holly and Nick Watch ‘The Room’

We’ve got a New Year’s surprise for you, as Holly, the host of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, Just Fuck Already, and YouTube channel hollishillis came home for Christmas and drank all day (and part of the night) with CinemAbysmal Editor and co-host of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, and Ed Wood Jesus Do?, Nick!

They’d never seen The Room starring Tommy Wiseau, so accompanied by some Old Fashioned’s, and Christmas sweaters, the two sat down and watched it, and in true CinemAbysmal style, recorded their reactions on video for the hollishillis YouTube channel in the link below! Happy New Year everybody! Do us a solid and Share if you enjoy it!!

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JUST F ALREADY PODCAST – EPISODE 3: VICIOUS BY L.J. SHEN

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Welcome to the 2nd episode of  CinemAbysmal Radio produced “Just F Already”! Or as we like to call it, but the podcast world won’t let us, Just Fuck Already! Holly Hill and Yoli Banos get together once a month to discuss a trashy romance book and get a lot R-rated with you.

Welcome to the third episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli discuss the worst romance book they’ve ever read, Vicious by L.J. Shen. Vicious truly lives up to his name in this book as the worst male ‘romance’ lead we’ve ever encountered. Somehow our main female character, Emilia still manages to fall for him in all his hot-hole-ness. Yes that quote above is ACTUALLY from the book, but wait there are more terrible ones JUST LIKE IT. Listen for more!

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THE OC SUNDAYS – VOLUME TWENTY-FOUR: S01: E24: THE PROPOSAL

THE OC SUNDAYS – VOLUME TWENTY-FOUR: S01: E24: THE PROPOSAL

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The O.C. Sundays – Volume Twenty-Four – Season One: Episode Twenty-Four: The Proposal

Recap by Holly Hill

Recap:

Now that Marissa knows all about her ex boyfriend doing the dirty with her Mom, the gang decides to take her to a sad movie to cheer her up. Marissa cries through the entire thing, but assures Ryan she’s emotionally stable. Right, because Marissa Cooper just screams ‘emotionally stable’. As they’re leaving the theater they decide to go to Jamba Juice. Meanwhile, at Jamba Juice Julie is meeting Luke to discuss something he needed to see her about when Marissa shows up and loses that emotionally stable BS she was on about.

The next day Luke comes by to say sorry to Ryan and Seth and to let them know that sex isn’t still happening with Julie. Luke tells them he’s leaving town and that’s why he was meeting up with her. Now that his parents are divorced his Dad is moving to Portland and Luke is too. He wants to tell Marissa himself, but Ryan is doubtful she will see him.

Back to the adult world of that restaurant that Sandy and Jimmy are opening. The opening is TONIGHT, but their liquor license has been revoked. Assuming it’s a mistake Sandy goes to talk to the liquor board. Sandy finds out the commissioner of the liquor board, Steve Piser, who doesn’t mean anyone to Sandy, but happens to be a guy that Jimmy stole 250K from. In boring world, Hailey is hired as a hostess at the restaurant and Jimmy and her are keeping their super boring awful relationship on the down low.

Summer goes to Marissa’s who is off to meet Ryan. Summer sees the state of Marissa’s room at her Dad’s house and it’s a disaster. Summer gets an idea. She calls SEth over and they get to work making

Marissa’s room a home again. Ryan and Marissa make out on the pier so I guess that’s a thing again. They go back to her place and Caleb shows up to ask Marissa’s blessing.

Caleb: Marissa, your Mother is a wonderful woman.

Marissa: She is?

Caleb says he intends to propose to Julie tonight at the restaurant. Marissa doesn’t like it because it will make her Mom the most powerful woman in Newport. Luke meanwhile is super angry that Marissa won’t see him so he can say goodbye.

At the restaurant opening, Luke shows up driving super dupes drunk and sits in his car angrily. He decides to go inside because that’s always a great idea. Just as Julie is getting ready to be proposed to by Caleb, Luke sees the entire thing and takes off drunk in his truck. Kirsten and Hailey look like they’re going to throw up and they all start drinking heavily. Kirsten downs an entire bottle of wine.

Sandy: That’s fine I didn’t want any anyway.

At Marissa’s, Seth and Summer are being adorable.

Marissa and Ryan see a crash and an ambulance while out looking for Luke and sure enough Luke has crashed his truck and is headed to the hospital. The next morning Marissa and Ryan wait at the hospital for news of Luke. His Dad tells them that he’ll be okay, but he just had surgery and he’ll be asleep for awhile. They wait a few more hours and when he’s awake, Marissa asks to see Luke. Luke says he’s sorry and Marissa forgives him. Ryan and Luke have a heart to heart, which is kind of nice considering how their relationship started. They joke around for a bit and leave on good terms.

Luke: Welcome to Portland, bitch.

Sandy bites down his pride and asks Caleb for a favor to get the liquor license. Sandy sits Jimmy down and tells him about the liquor board. Caleb comes back after talking with the liquor board, but he can’t sway the commissioner. However, he says he has a better deal for them.

Marissa decides this is all her Mom’s fault and goes straight to Caleb’s office to tell him about Luke. Caleb talks first and says he knows everything already about Julie and still wants to marry her. Then he threatens Marissa with Jimmy’s liquor license. He says that she has to move in with him and Julie after they get married or he will withdraw his deal to Jimmy and Sandy to buy the restaurant they’ll never open. Since Jimmy needs the money and Marissa loves her dad she promises to do it.

Back at Jimmy’s, Marissa and Ryan hear noise up in Marissa’s room and go upstairs to find Seth and Summer in her newly redecorated room. She’s thrilled, but it’s too bad she won’t get to enjoy it at all soon.

Best Song of the Episode:

“Pride” by Synatx

Best Quote:

Marissa: Guys I’m fine.

Ryan: Yeah we know. Why wouldn’t you be?

Marissa: Because the guy I lost my virginity to had sex with my Mom.

Seth: Oh yeah, I remember that.

Number of Non-White People with Actual Lines in This Episode:

None. They didn’t even have non-white people serving people at the restaurant. Truly a white-washed episode.

Weird 2004 thing:

Julie: I had to block you from my buddy list you were so incessant

Luke: You blocked me? I thought you were offline.

OMG julie talking about AIM (AOL instant messenger) is too much this episode. Also, ironic timing since AIM finally closed its doors just this week.

Best Fashion Statement:

Nothing screams undercover like this awesome hat that Julie is wearing to meet her ex-fuck buddy who is in high school at the local Jamba Juice. Just says I’M A CHILD SEXUAL PREDATOR.